Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks
Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…
The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer
nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway
The rape joke is that you were eight.
The rape joke is that at the time,
you didn’t know people had sex to express love.
The rape joke is that the only other person
who’d seen you naked was your mom.
The rape joke is that he called you ‘beautiful’ first.
The rape joke is that he held your hands together
and told you to ‘try harder’ when you struggled.
The rape joke is that you believed him
when he told you were overreacting.
The rape joke is that your grandma
called him a nice boy and asked him to stay for dinner.
The rape joke is that he winked at you
when you apologized to your parents for not coming
downstairs the first time you were called.
The rape joke is that his friends
high-fived him for “getting some.”
The rape joke is that you still don’t feel like
you’ve regrown the pieces he stole.
The rape joke is that he was conceived when his
dad slapped himself into his snoring mother.
The rape joke is that her friends told her
she was lucky someone wanted her.
The rape joke is that each year in the United States,
32,000 other women’s bellies
ripen with life against their will.
The rape joke is that he never learned
to touch without scarring.
The rape joke is that your classmate thinks
‘have you seen what asses look like in yoga pants?’
is an argument.
The rape joke is your new boyfriend kissing
you and telling you he ‘raped’ his math test.
The rape joke is that ‘Why are girls so scared of rape? Y’all should feel pride that a guy risked his life in jail just to fuck you’
is a popular Tweet right now.
The rape joke is that you wake up to
the memory of him laughing,
“now that wasn’t so bad, was it?”
The rape joke is that it’s been twelve years and
you still quiver when someone touches you.
The rape joke is that he hasn’t stopped laughing.
The rape joke is that you forgot how to.
Inspired by this. (via lora-mathis)
The rape joke is not funny and never will be. (via lora-mathis)
Tried bench pressing today. Managed to get to 75 lbs after this, but wasn’t willing to go heavier since I didn’t have anyone spotting me.
Feeling great about it though because the last time I bench pressed was about a month ago and I got trapped underneath the 75 lbs.
Awesome job!!! Good song too :p
The only two men a woman will ever need in her life
Wtf we only have like five or six flavors here in Germany. What kind of nazi shit is this. I hate this country
Yeah fuck Canada too
I have stretch marks.
Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.
"i remorselessly tore these beings from their central alive and powerful connectedness so you could look at them and know that my love for you comes at the price of their death" - me giving someone flowers
literally all the time I think “I love… love” like it’s stuck in my head I’m just thinking that all day long it’s a nice reminder
I love when people tell me about their day like the most common thing I say to people is ‘what’d you have for breakfast?’ my two favorite things are breakfast and people
My preworkout comes in a little white bag and I buy it from a Honduran 16 yr old
this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.
if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious
April is almost over, y’all.